QCC: Corniest Jokes

In the eleventh episode of Questions, Commons & Concerns (QCC), marketing assistants at University Student Commons and Activities asked students, faculty and staff what some of their corniest jokes were.

Brian Donovan: Welcome to Questions, Commons & Concerns at VCU, an initiative by University Student Commons and Activities. Questions, Commons & Concerns is a series where we ask students, faculty and staff about their thoughts regarding current events, hot topics or fun subjects relevant to the University community.

Donovan: This is Brian Donovan, host of Questions, Commons & Concerns. Today’s episode is about the VCU community’s corniest jokes. Aww shucks, I can’t wait. Members of our team of marketing assistants, including the one and only Miles Hopkins, asked VCU’s students, faculty and staff to tell us some of their corniest jokes. I’ll start with one of my favorites: What do you call a pod of musical killer whales? An orca-stra. *crickets* I guess we’ll sea if any of our participants can hook you with a better line.

Donovan: So VCU, tell us your corniest joke.

:: Did you hear about the wedding I went to? It was pretty sad, even the cake was in tiers.

:: Why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didn’t want to litter.

:: What time did the man go to the dentist?

Hopkins: I don’t know, when?

:: Tooth hurty.

:: Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.

:: Why was the baby ant confused? Because all of his uncles were ants.

:: So, two peanuts were walking down the street and one was a salted.

:: Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store.

Donovan: Ha, those were… punderful. Wait, is that someone at the door?

:: Knock knock.

Hopkins: Who’s there?

:: Lettuce.

Hopkins: Lettuce who?

:: Lettuce in, ‘cause it’s cold out there.

:: Knock knock.

Hopkins: Who’s there?

:: A broken pencil.

Hopkins: A broken pencil who?

:: Nevermind, it’s pointless. *laughter*

:: Knock knock.

Hopkins: Who’s there?

:: A cow goes…

Hopkins: A cow goes who?

:: No, a cow goes moo!

Donovan: Wow, the person who invented knock knock jokes should get a no-bell prize. *drum sting* Ahh, well… On that note, from the marketing team here at VCU Student Commons and Activities, we hope you all had a great semester and wish you the best over the holiday season. Be sure to leave your favorite corny joke in the comments below.

Donovan: This has been Questions, Commons & Concerns at VCU, brought to you by University Student Commons and Activities. If you have a question or topic you would like covered, email us at contactUSCA@vcu.edu. Thank you for listening.

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